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The Cash Box: No Excuses, Play Like a Champion

A Subsidiary of Wu-Tang Financial

Name:
A Granite Sack and Legs of Log
Birthdate:
25 February 1979
External Services:
  • mjkonrad@gmail.com
  • cashbox@livejournal.com
Schools:
"if you wanna get into a zone
you're gonna have to take risks on either side
'cause there's nothing worse than getting called out
looking at the third strike
with two outs in the bottom of the ninth
you've gotta live your life"

--"Bottom of the 9th," Screeching Weasel

this is me
after 28 years on this rock, i've determined that good friends, good books, good booze, good food and marginal TV make the world go 'round. oh, and a liberal dose of sports and sex. and comedy. and this paddle game. the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. and this remote control. the ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball.

and this lamp.

this is a picture of me

i enjoy chillaxin'.

these are nice things people have said about me
"If your brain were jam I would slather it all over my naked body and let only persian cats lick it off." --i_of_the_storms

"We are so dependent upon the wang, it's kind of disheartening." --kickouttheiambs

this is a thing a cartoon bear said that kind of fits me perfectly
"I gamble, and smoke tobacco, and imbibe alcohol, and consume meats, and on the occasion of my hundredth birthday I shall don my slip-resistant booties and dance a brief but vigorous step upon your grave, for I have better places to be and better company to keep, you tired old nag."
(He said that here.)

if you have questions please ask them of me; i will either answer you or, more likely, offer a wise-ass retort of some kind. i'm like that.



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